He has a tendency to play violin until 5 in the morning when he’s “thinking.”

Yeah, I bet he made a cute pirate as a kid.

Shut up.

I didn’t attend university long enough to declare a major. It was incredibly boring. My professors were dull, my classmates even stupider. Genius goes unappreciated in academia, believe it or not, and that is why it is so difficult to find there. Many who attend university are seeking a niche—a place where they belong—rather than knowledge and work. Therefore, you encounter a great amount of idiots.

I had a proper complaint written here, but someone deleted the post. Now I don’t have the energy to type it out again.

Sorry.

Thanks to John’s uselessness when it comes to all things technologically based, one of our posts was deleted.

I’m sorr—

It doesn’t matter, just post it again.

His face puts me off for numerous reasons. One of which being it is ugly. Another of which being his idiocy emanates from his very pores. Every single bit of him screams “moron.” I think I’ve yet to meet a more vacuous human being. His attempts at deduction are laughable at best; his comments are unnecessary and vapid. His demeanor belies the poor education of a comprehensive school and a third rate university. His face is that of a man who puts on a pair of latex gloves and immediately thinks he is qualified to be a forensic investigator when, in fact, he is anything but qualified. That is why his face annoys me so much.

Oh, we could go on for hours.

Indeed.

There was this one time that Sherlock tried cooking breakfast…